Sunday, November 27, 2011

What do they want?

*attempting to dodge slap* Don’t arm me!!!!
Ok I apologize but I've had a travelling week asin I travelled almost every other day.... and I had an exam... so it wasn’t the most fun week...
Ill rant about that later sha
Sha onto serious topic...or ranting whichever way you want to call it

Story behind my rant

Me: so what are you looking for in a girl?
Him: I want a clean girl with less baggage... she should love god

*Girl passes by*

Me: what about her?
Him: well she’s not churchy and she doesn’t carry that much baggage... but she doesn’t go to church...

*another passes by*

Me: What about her?
Him: I don’t know, she seems too churchy for me


Am I the only one that sees the contradiction between those two scenarios/ statements. You say you want a girl that loves God and when you finally meet one, you complain that she’s too churchy... you have got to be friggin kidding me right now! Like honestly? Are you serious? ..... Cos really all I see right now is someone that is confused and doesn’t know what he wants! *calms down*

As you can tell, I’m in ultimate ranting mode... truth is everyone has this problem... we envision what we want but when we finally face it, we can’t accept it because truly, that is not what we want.... we want something better or worse than that...

As much as I'm super angry about this whole thing, I couldn’t blame them too much...sometimes, I go to the mall with the idea of buying heels and I come back with a pair of flats.... Why?.... because I find out that those heels I thought would look great on me are actually not for me or I find out that I can barely walk in them.... smh!

But you know what, doing that to shoes, is fine but trampling on human beings feelings, can NEVER be acceptable...

MORAL OF THE STORY: live for God and yourself, you can never please human beings

Tharrisall :)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Random Ranting :)

Whuzzup pimples...asin peoples and pimps... u know! Pimples... you get?? *crickets*

Ok on to better things...

It’s your favorite, Random Ranting... let’s get on with it!

I go dey follow follow you ehh

Since we are on this topic, I think I need to say that I am against all these websites that use the term "follow" because whenever I follow someone, it hurts... my mother said I should be a leader not a follower haba... c as dey degrade my status... k-hem-tee!

Warning: Do not drink milk that has been open in the fridge for over a week... without smelling it. You never know, it might cost you a bathroom session..... *looks at the can of milk*..... WAKA!!!!!! .... K-hem-tee (kmt!)

God bless the idiot that poured spoilt food inside the garbage can in the bathroom...since you have made my bathroom session disgusting, you have been blessed with a sleepless night... :)

Babe stole clothes...they catch her and she said,"ooh sorry, I thought they were mine".. you blind??... these clothes are too small for you considering your size... how on earth can they fit you??... Fool! I for flog the nonsense out of her body.... ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!.... kmt!

Advice... if you can't afford it, then dont look at it... It'll only cause you more pain... :(

Ha! you are looking for someone to buy things for you?... you berra come back to reality...that dont appen erryday..

Errmmm... my life has now become a bore imagine, nothing to yarn about... haha I wished for this but it came to fast…

God! Thank you!

Till I have something to say


Sunday, November 13, 2011

Losing yourself

*now sweeping the floor*
Oook so ayam back
If you didn’t miss me then keep it to yourself
No my trials and tribulations are not yet over but halfway there
On to today’s topic:

So today is a moral episode and this is part of what I’ve been going through... you know when people say "obedience is better than sacrifice", errm take it seriously because it is soo true. Sha on to the story:

So there’s this guy I met sha at the beginning of my school year, and things were good and we had a lot of friends in common sha over a couple of weeks or days, the dude finally came up to me and you know how these things go... if you don’t, well, we like each other h-end of story. sha being the good geh that I am, I decide I’m not going to get physical until we know h-each other well enough and that was my blessing... sha one day, dude is sick.... can’t get off bed so I go for a visit and when I get there, I find some pills and I don’t know what they are for so I send my mom the names of the pills (she’s a pharmacist) and a couple of days later she replies me that those drugs are for people with tuberculosis.....1 2 3 4 5 *scream*....

If you don’t know what tuberculosis is, it is a lifetime disease and can spread from ANY form of liquid exchange…Google the rest

I did mention we were sort of seeing each other right? Well, we were and I made it a rule that we should NOT get involved yet... asin no kissing or any liquid contact but we did have hugs and other moments but I was really hesitant and careful...

Ok so my rant:

JESUS CHRIST! What would have happened to me if I had kissed him or did anything stupid? What would have happened to me if I had thrown down all my guards, my morals and everything I would have had TUBECULOSIS! Ehen! My mum told me this disease is like a taboo and it’s a big thing I even did a little research on it and I panicked for the longest time... plus around that time I had a cough and chest pains (symptoms of TB) ... remember in my last post I said this was a matter life or death well, YOU SEE???.... the amount of panic I have gone through is too much..... I was losing it small by small mehn and no one to talk to about this ish.... I was scared to the bone... anyways

MORAL OF THE STORY: don’t loose yourself, stick to your laws and rules according to God cos they could literally save you from a life time disease like it did for me.... and yes I DONT have Tuberculosis.... THANK GOD!!! Cleared by the doctor....sha we dont talk no more but the point is never lose your self


Friday, November 4, 2011

No vex...

I know... I'm begining to slack but I am aving a mid life crisis right now... I will rant about it next week... this one is serious ooh am talking tuberculosis serious mehn asin no jokes.... sha pray for me ooh!!!!... 

a little update ... sunday would be posting day and wednesday to friday would be second post...asin one of those days but Sunday should be definite.... Thank you guys for reading my blog... i appreciate ooh and...


Later ....:)

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Random Ranting :)

Reader: But LadyT you h-are slacking now!! Where is our post?
Me: Will you shattap there my fren!
       How dare you question my timing!

I had four topics on Saturday and they disappeared on Sunday... no I decided to you know focus on what happened on Saturday so I could remember what happened this is because they were really good topics too... I tried doing it from Sunday till today and I still can’t remember.... so this inspired a new kind of post called “Random Ranting”...

And it begins now:

Some students are very foolish ooh... how can your parent be paying so much money on you to come to school just for you to come to class and do facebook... you just be very silly! ... JUDGEMENT DAY is coming for YOU!!! Yes! Your h-exams are fast approaching and that is judgment my friend!

Why must I always wear heels... na by force!... see this idiot ooh trying to get me to wear heels for party and I told her I can’t because when I got to parties, I dance if I wear heels, I have made a commitment not to take it off and then I wouldn’t be able to dance so you see, it just doesn’t work!.. But it is as if someone slapped her deaf…kmt! I will soon give her ears to hear with *rolling my eyes*

I’ve been out of sleep sha! slept at one on Saturday/Sunday woke up at 3am on the Sunday travelled 2hrs away from church, visited people, took them to church, took them out, came back to my prison aka school, found out I had homework, and didn’t sleep till 1am ish only to wake up early for class the next day... smh story of my life

Ha! Nigerians (including me) never seem to amaze me... smh and kmt! .....they just say the stupidest things sometimes and I don’t know mehn another post for another day

Btw if I do say another post for another day, just pray to God I remember or else,

Tharrisall !!
Enjoy your week

**yes this is a new version of my blog, it'll be fun :)